De boekendief

Author: Markus Zusak

ISBN: 9789044319651
Pages: 558
Description: THE BOOK THIEF: A Summary.

Liesel: Hi, I’m Liesel. I have no personality, but I’m a cute little girl.

Death: Her name is not Liesel. Her name is THE BOOK THIEF and I shall name her that for the rest of the book.

Liesel: Even though I stole, like, 3 books in total or something.

Death: Shut up, Book Thief.

Rudy: Hello everyone. Have you ever seen a lemon? That’s what my hair looks like.

Death: Here is a little information you should know: this books is filled with many interesting facts. Very relevant and everything. We shall kick off with the definition from the dictionary of the word lemon.

Reader: The fuck?

Death: A lemon is a vegetable that is very yellow and acid. That’s what the Book Thief’s friend’s hair looks like.

Reader: That’s not a very good description. That’s how I picture Rudy now. (view spoiler)